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• anonymous

  May 24 9:02 pm

  my company would rather spend money on a calculator than buy a computer! effnish!

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• anonymous

  Apr 23 1:51 pm

  Slipped on the stairs to the office this morning. Now my knee is all bruised up.

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  • anonymous 5:22 pm on July 2, 2010

    Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist

  • anonymous 3:15 am on August 29, 2010

    Why god allows this sort of thing to continue is a mystery.

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• anonymous

  Apr 12 10:42 am

  Monday….everything goes wrong on monday. I should call in sick next time.

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  • anonymous 3:54 pm on June 28, 2010

    what’s up with people and Mondays? it’s not like we work all the time… if you enjoy your job, you look forward to Mondays… if not, lose the job…

• anonymous

  Apr 10 7:04 pm

  I was banging my supervisor after we closed up shop. Then the owner walked in on us.

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  • anonymous 10:43 am on April 12, 2010

    pics! or i dont believe you.

  • anonymous 8:13 pm on April 19, 2010

    i call bs, unless you post some pictures.

  • anonymous 4:27 am on July 15, 2010

    TL;DR; but you have pretty pictures.

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• anonymous

  Apr 07 11:07 pm

  boss takes more vacation trips in one week that I have in 5 years!!! WTF

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• anonymous

  Apr 06 11:32 pm

  I can’t wait for my interview tomorrow! Hopefully work there doesn’t suck if I get hired …

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• anonymous

  Mar 29 1:57 pm

  I was doing my paper round. I got to the last house and thought I had done everything right. I checked my list of houses, and I had done every single one wrong. I went and got all the papers back and delivered them again. That was when I realised I did them right in the first place.

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  • anonymous 1:23 pm on July 25, 2010

    Next time you should shorten your post, try to leave out the parts that people ignore.

  • anonymous 3:15 pm on July 31, 2010

    Eating, loving, singing and digesting are, in actuality, the four acts of the mirthful opera known as the freshness, and they pass like bubbles of a grit of champagne. Whoever lets them break without having enjoyed them is a entire fool.

• anonymous

  Mar 29 1:56 pm

  I went to ask my boss for a raise. Turns out they are firing 35 people. I wasn’t on the list until I asked for a raise.

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  • anonymous 9:32 pm on July 5, 2010

    i just wanna thank you for sharing your this information and your site or blog this is simple but nice article I’ve ever seen i like it i learn something new today

  • anonymous 7:47 pm on August 15, 2010

    My whole issue is my lips move when I think.

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• anonymous

  Mar 29 1:56 pm

  Today, my boss gave me an evaluation form for him and told me it was totally anonymous. So, I decided to really be rude about it. At lunch, I asked a co-worker what he put on the evaluation, and he said, “What evaluation?”

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• anonymous

  Mar 29 1:55 pm

  I was working on a nail gun at work. I figured out what the customer meant when he said that it was misfiring. I gassed it up, and it shot a nail into my foot without my finger being anywhere near the trigger.

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  • anonymous 10:41 am on April 12, 2010

    ouch

• anonymous

  Mar 29 1:55 pm

  my coworker came to my cube and I joked about how her feet smelled. She left but the smell is still here. I realized it’s my own feet that smell, and I’m wearing shoes and socks.

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• anonymous

  Mar 23 2:56 pm

  Coworkers please learn to lock your stalls in the bathroom!!! It’s not a pretty sight when I barge in trying to do a #2 to only find out your hairy ass is on it first!

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